Stephen Kampa
17 Fundamental Particles
Now the world’s awash in particles, but back when I was green, there were
just three, your basic subatomic trinity, one more than complete
enough to explain your major interactions. These new ones have names
straight out of science fiction: gluons, muons, strange and charm quarks, and sure,
I love to roll them around on my tongue, to feel their particular
gobstopper musics, yet I can’t drown out the doubt (or no-duh no-doubt)
they’re multiplying like bad pun-based cover bands. Listen, the list of
theoretical thingummies predicted by supersymmetries
includes some doozies: slepton, sneutrino, wino, zino, chargino,
something called a squark— I want to holler, “Stop, squark!” except a stop squark
is a predicted particle, too. You might think peer reviewing per-
plexicalities is what physicists do when they have no clue what
to do, that maybe dilaton and notaton serve as placeholders
in a universe that remains mostly empty space. What space cadet,
what bozo, faces a Higgs boson unbequalmed? Sometimes I believe
quasiparticles— saxion, for example, or exciton—prove
as persuasive as pyrotron, which one cocky crackpot concocted
to demystify cases of spontaneous human combustion,
which also doesn’t exist. What kind of nebbish, what nerd, doesn’t want
more exciton in his life? Who is miffed to learn axions were named
after a common brand of laundry detergent? As Sam Arbesman
puts it, in childhood we name our stuffed animals, and in adulthood,
we name “our species, chemical elements, asteroids, and cities,”
whereby we formulate “an order to an otherwise chaotic
and frightening world.” I say let the naming con tinue: call them taus,
tachyons, kobolds, sprites, spirits, souls, anything you want—I’ve seen them
all with the exact same frequency. I don’t mind giving charming tags
to intangibles, I don’t mind rebranding what we can’t comprehend.
Just remember this: for over a century, because combustion
couldn’t be explained, we had an element called phlogiston that burned
brightly as any, and then it went up in smoke: now it’s as gone as
the twenty you thought you still had in your old man’s wallet, but which you
burned through at the bar last night. Now it doesn’t matter what you call it.
Stephen Kampa is the author of four collections of poetry: Cracks in the Invisible (2011), Bachelor Pad (2014), Articulate as Rain (2018), and World Too Loud to Hear (2023). His work has appeared in Red Ogre Review, Yale Review, Cincinnati Review, Southwest Review, Hopkins Review, Poetry Northwest, Subtropics, and Smartish Pace. He was also included in Best American Poetry 2018 and Best American Poetry 2024. During the spring of 2021, he was the writer in residence at the Amy Clampitt House. He teaches at Flagler College.
